Sunday, March 30, 2008

Paper Cut Posse: Looking for a few good throwers.

As the 2008 PBRPRPSCLCS season draws near, the Paper Cut Posse is confident in their chances. While the ranks of the PCP are filled with raw talent, some additional roles and leadership positions are needed. Any interested parties should contact paper_cut_posse@yahoo.com. Some of the positions availible are:

Cagey Vetran
We seek someone familiar with the PBRPRPSCLCS who can aid the team in the delicate social hierarchy that is Philly RPS

Wealthy Benefactor
The key requirement here are deep pockets filled with many dollars and a willingness to buy victory rounds of PBR

Team Statistician
Willing to scout players from additional teams and identify trends/weaknesses in them.

Of course Andre the Giant was in the PCP


Paper Cut Posse sweeps first places in March RPS tournament.




In their first showing as a team, the Paper Cut Posse (PCP) broke onto the Philadelphia RPS circut in rare form, taking both first place in the tournament and the street RPS prize. In their first and final public tune-up for the 2008 PBRPRPSCLCS season they ended with a team record of 7 wins, 5 loses, and would have picked up a whopping 13 points had this been a scored team event. Kite-Kate ended with the most street cash, beating Baconshark by a sizable margin.
The notable individual performers were Kite-Kate and Le Tigre. Kite-Kate also made it to the round of 8, only to be defeated in a close match by Posthumyn. Le tigre, in his second Philadelphia tournament this off-season (contrary to the mainstream media's report), took first prize and built and early lead in the 2008 season standings. Lets hope that these successes are the first of many during the long, grueling season.